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	+ + And my friend Hassib here is a new trainee who thinks he is going to be something in this very work, well let him dream cause i'm done with dreaming.

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	+ + Well finally i would like to share a very interesting idea: + + whatever you want to do, do what you love and money will follow

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- A fun way to build underground team spirit is to bring a bottle of 90% grain alcohol and have everyone spike a drink or two. This is clearly for an office and not a factory or high-safety environment. Unless the company has stopped paying employees in preparation to close, don't get blotto, as it's hard to explain passing out in your cube.	+ A fun way to build underground team spirit is to bring a bottle of 90% grain alcohol and have everyone spike a drink or two. This is clearly for an office and not a factory or high-safety environment. Unless the company has stopped paying employees in preparation to close, don't get blotto, as it's hard to explain passing out in your cube. Then go to your hot secretary and go hog wild in the lounge. only to come out with her wipping her lips and you adjusting your belt.

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- Most workers are good Americans and really believe in the current business model. The structure of business is viewed as unshakable as a mountain but climbable if others are stepped over. Don't expect to find many revolutionaries among your work-team.	+ Most workers are good Americans and really believe in the current business model. The structure of business is viewed as unshakable as a mountain but climbable if others are stepped over. Don't expect to find many revolutionaries among your work-team. CRAZY

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	+ Many of us were at one time or another sold out and plugged into the corpgov slavery-for-monopoly-money program, also known as "work." Some of us still occasionally put up with this bogus setup, as long as we get our piece too. As it was said in the Soviet Union, "We pretend to work and they pretend to pay us". This section has tips on planning for mistreatment of your person by big business, as well as having fun while the man is not watching. + + ==Radicalization of Your Co-Workers== + As the economy tears itself apart many will place a great value an a normal job. We look to the great depression to see what insane conditions were placed onto workers. Workers at the Grand Coulee Dam were expected to live in tents, take amphetamines when they arrived and at lunch, and work fourteen hour days until they cracked. While the value of daily pay will be great dissatisfaction will be great too. While the unemployed will be easier to mobilize for action but the dissatisfied worker can be a great ally. + + Talk to your local chapter of the IWW, they will likely have materials on how to get your coworkers to line up against the boss. Most states have laws protecting workers from being punished for organizing employees into a union. + + ==Managing Management== + Many managers have learned techniques form self help type canned management courses. Visit a library and read a few management texts, the knowledge thy contain will go a long way to combating the stupid Jedi mind tricks they will attempt on you. The greatest power of a manager is to somehow get you to agree to an unwanted assignment. + + ==Internet and Computers== + Most white-collar companies which require you to have internet access will also have firewalls and data-logs in place. Most businesses now regulate how much time you spend on the internet, and exactly what you have been looking at whilst doing so. We recommend using some of the tips on alternative-browser surfing and tunneling out found in [[Internet Communications]]. For the hacking savvy, encapsulating and transmitting on network port 443 (SSL) is almost always possible, arrange for your own server or proxy on the outside to give you back your internet access. + + If you work at a job with a computer without internet access, such as 1980's terminals used for cataloging merchandise, forget trying to have with them. Not only are they slow, but they're as fun as a library's card-catalogue. Although if you can somehow crash the application and get to a shell prompt you might be able to do some crazy unsecured stuff to the unprotected guts of the computer system. + + The best way of avoiding computer work is to make it appear that you are constantly busy. Download books from Project Gutenberg and open them in your word processor. Give them filenames like executive_summary_draft so your taskbar does not give you away. Alway keep an actual work file open and learn to quickly alt-tab if a management drone starts to wander nearby. Using the mouse to hide something is always a dead giveaway to the drones that you are up to something. + + ==Slacking== + No companies have limits on bathroom breaks, or, if they do, you should fight them over it. You can waste at least an hour, if not more, per day just by pretending to relieve yourself. Take refuge in a stall and read, dick around on your cell phone, plan your new life as a hitch-hiker, or whatever else you can think of. Beware, however, that defacing the stalls of a work bathroom is a pretty retarded thing to do. They can pin it on you as quick as anything else. + + Many places accept that smokers need more breaks, even if you don't smoke claim you are an ex-addict and need to go outside and hang an unlit smoke in your mouth. Somehow if a non-addict goes out too much it is considered a waste of time. + + ==Keys and Pass Cards== + + ==Security Desk== + + ==Cubicles== + Don't let the confines of your cubicle confine your soul! Bring in fish tanks, LED track lighting, fog machines, 5.1 Dolby Surround-Sound speaker sets, murals, and/or anything else you can think of for brightening up your own personal hell-hole. The green hues of a hearty plant like bamboo has soothing qualities, find a plant that will survive long weekends without water. + + A simple zen garden can be stored in a medium Tupperware container, you will need a handful of clean sand, several interesting rocks, and maybe a small seashell or two, you can make a sand pattern rake with white glue and cut up bamboo kabob skewers, hand fit some nice wood to make a sandbox. For some the inclusion of a paper drink umbrella, small fishing pole, a toy beach chair (or a model made from more bamboo skewers glue and paper or cloth), or something else inspiring will help your mind wander to a tropical escape. + + Another way to decorate is to only have office supplied things in your cube and never decorate it at all, you send a message to yourself that you are in the office but not of the office. In any case since yippie types seem to get fired regularly maybe at most only have as much junk in your cube as you can stuff in one or two grocery sacks you keep around for your liberation day. + + Most companies will allow you to put up posters on the outside of your cube, so get creative, and inspire your coworkers. + + Make your cube into your own personal office! You can measure the dimensions of the opening of your cube and make yourself a cheap, plywood door to hang up. + + People like to spy and sneak up in the world of cubes, either somehow arrange to be facing the cubicle opening or have a rear view mirror on your computer monitor that you regularly check, especially when you are doing something sensitive. + + Get doctors notes demanding a comfortable reclining chair and more comfortable cubicle, since you have Seasonal Affective Disorder you need to sit near a sunny window, you need your therapy hamster at all times, etc. These letters should be delivered direct to human resources, not to your boss. Most doctors are more than happy to write such prescriptions. + + Make USB power cables for your battery powered gadgets, or build something new, http://thinkgeek.com has some fun ideas to copy, sometimes the USB port is the only power jack available. + + Carry emergency toilet paper in your purse or wallet. + + Be sure to have a stress ball, huge gob of silly putty, or other arm exerciser to prevent repetitive stress injury. + + Download the movie Office Space or read some Dilbert comics if you want to start to understand the sick corporate cubicle world. + + If you can type without having to look at the keyboard, consider learning how to use the Dvorak layout (http://dvzine.org/). Then reset your computer for Dvorak, but don't change the keys on the keyboard. If someone tries to use your computer, everything will come out as gibberish. If anyone asks why the keyboard on your computer is "all screwed up", you'll know they've been snooping on you. + + Get the admin password for your workstation and add the software and permissions you need. see [[Computers]] + + ==Co-Workers== + Most workers are good Americans and really believe in the current business model. The structure of business is viewed as unshakable as a mountain but climbable if others are stepped over. Don't expect to find many revolutionaries among your work-team. + ==Business Bankruptcy== + Keep a close eye on the finances of the business you are working for, as most employees are not paid for months after a business folds. If the place is really closing and you won't get paid, take it out in merchandise and office supplies (like stacks of laptops and network routers). + ==Drug Testing== + Many businesses with the backing of the "War on Drugs" assume a right to police your home life. + ==Not Getting Fired== + Don't be a dick, but don't be a brown-nose either. + + ==Security Investigations== + Remember that you have rights when questioned by security. Unless you are arrested you can always walk away but don't expect to be allowed back into the building. + ==Your Rights== + You must be versed in your rights according to the laws of your nation, state, and city, you must also be in contact with any union which represents employees. + ==Mini-Market== + A top slacker job, there is usually one or two abused souls that are stuck with stocking shelves and cleaning up. While you make minimum wage and work while others sleep the shareholders and corporate officers rake in the ca$h. + ==Janitorial== + A janitorial job is a good way to get good intelligence on a location before a direct action. You will often be afforded access to almost all but the most secure locations. Best of all "professionals" will not even see you making you almost invisible as you scope the premises. If a shredder isn't used, you might find something... interesting ...in the trash that can be used to your advantage later. + + ==Driving== + Many driving jobs give you the freedom of listening to what you want. The downside is they often offer little physical exercise, and the boredom can dull the mind. + ==Spike Your Drink Day== + A fun way to build underground team spirit is to bring a bottle of 90% grain alcohol and have everyone spike a drink or two. This is clearly for an office and not a factory or high-safety environment. Unless the company has stopped paying employees in preparation to close, don't get blotto, as it's hard to explain passing out in your cube. + ==Misc. Fun== + Fake memos! + Pictures of middle management hung over the urinals and on the inside of stall doors! + Stink bombs in the bathroom! + ===Sanity=== + If it helps keep you sane remind yourself you are a mole there to undermine the operation, all of the ass kissing and getting along with idiots is only to worm deeper inside. It is your sworn duty to assist the underground when you are called upon even if it may put your future employment at risk. Your source of money is not your "job", freeing mankind is your mission.

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